“It’s been long enough, isn’t it time? How long is enough time? You will miss him when he comes. You can’t put time lines on things like this.”

“Oh I can and I must.”

“And God your list, who can live up to that?”

“I won’t settle again. I can bend my list but most of it is non-negotiable.”

“Even the homozygous versus heterozygous blue eye color crap?”

“Wouldn’t it make a great first date? I sure could speed date him into the ground.”

“You aren’t supposed to put any date into the ground.”

“I told you I wasn’t ready.”